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Casey's House
Phone Rings
Casey: Hello?
Voice: Hello?
Casey: Yes.
Voice: Who is this?
Casey: Who are you trying to reach?
Voice: What number is this?
Casey: What number are you trying to reach?
Voice: I don't know.
Casey: I think you have the wrong number.
Voice: Do I?
Casey: It happens. Take it easy.
Phone Rings again.
Casey: Hello?
Voice: I'm sorry I guess I dialed the wrong number.
Casey: So why'd you dial it again?
Voice: To apologize.
Casey: You're forgiven. Bye now.
Voice: Wait! Wait! Don't hang up!
Casey: What?
Voice: I want to talk to you for a second.
Casey: They've got 900 numbers for that. See-ya.
Phone Rings again.
Casey: ahh
Casey: Hello?
Voice: Why don't you want to talk to me? Casey: Who is this?
Voice: You tell me your name I'll tell you mine.
Casey: aa, I don't think so.
Voice: What's that noise?
Casey: Popcorn.
Voice: You're making popcorn?
Casey: Uh-huh.
Voice: I only eat popcorn at the movies.
Casey: Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.
Voice: Really? What?
Casey: Oh. Just some scary movie.
Voice: You like scary movies?
Casey: Uh-huh.
Voice: What's you favorite scary movie?
Casey: Uh, I don't know.
Voice: You have to have a favorite. What comes to mind?
Casey: Umm....Halloween.
Casey: You know the one guy in the white mask that walks around and stalks babysitters.
Voice: Yeah.
Casey: What's yours?
Voice: Guess.
Casey: Um..Nightmare on Elm Street.
Voice: Is that the one with the guy that has knives for fingers?
Casey: Yeah, Freddy Kruger.
Voice: Freddy, that's right.
Voice: I like that movie. It was scary.
Casey: Well, The first one was but, the rest sucked.
Voice: So, you got a boyfriend? Casey: Why? You want to ask me out on a date? Voice: Maybe.
Voice: Do you have a boyfriend?
Casey: mmm..no.
Voice: You never told me your name.
Casey: Why do you want to know my name?
Voice: Cause I know who I am looking at.
Casey: What did you say?
Voice: I wanna know who I am talking to.
Casey: That's not what you said.
Voice: What do you think I said?
Voice: What?
Voice: Hello?
Casey: Look, I got to go.
Voice: Wait! I thought we were going to go out?
Casey: Uh, I don't think so.
Voice: Don't hang up on me!
Phone Rings Again
Casey: SHIT
Casey: Yes?
Voice: I told you not to hang up on me.
Casey: What do you want?
Voice: To talk.
Casey: Well, dial someone else. Okay?
Phone Rings Again
Casey: Listen ASSHOLE!
Voice: No, you listen you little BITCH! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish. You understand?
Voice: ha,ha, Yeah.
Casey: Is this some kind of joke?
Voice: More of a game really.
Voice: Can you handle that?
Voice: Blondie?
Casey runs locks two doors and looks out the window
Voice: Can you see me?
Casey: Listen, I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Voice: They'd never make it in time were out in the middle of nowhere.
Casey: What do you want?
Voice: To see what you're insides look like.
The door bell rings twice
Casey: ahhhhh
Casey: Who's there?
Casey: Who's there?
Casey: I'm calling the police!
Casey: ahhhhh
Phone rings again
Voice: You should never say "Who's there?"
Voice: Don't you watch scary movies?
Voice: It's a death wish.
Voice: You might as well come out and investigate a strange noise or somethin'.
Casey: Look, you've had your fun now. So, I think you better just leave or else.
Voice: Or else what?
Casey: Or else my boyfriend will be here any second, and he'll be pissed when he finds out. Voice: I thought you didn't have
a boyfriend?
Casey: I lied, I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second. So, your ass better be gone.
Voice: Sure.
Casey: I swear.
Casey: He's big and he plays football and he'll kick the SHIT out of you!
Voice: I'm getting scared, I am shaking in my boots.
Casey: So, you just better leave.
Voice: His name wouldn't be....Steve would it?
Casey: How do you know his name?
Voice: Turn on the patio lights....again.
Looks out the patio door
Casey: Oh god!
Voice: I wouldn't do that if I was you!
Casey: Where are you?
Voice: Guess.
Casey: Please Don't hurt him.
Voice: That all depends on you.
Casey: Why are you doing this?
Voice: I wanna play a game.
Casey: No.
Voice: Then he dies right now.
Casey: NO. NO!
Voice: Which is it? Which is it?
Casey: Wha- - What kind of game?
Voice: Turn off the lights, You'll see what kind of game. Just do it!
Steve: Casey! No! No! NO! CASEY! NO!
Voice: Here's how to play. I ask you a question, If you get it right Steve lives.
Casey: Please, don't do this.
Voice:: Come on, It'll be fun!
Casey: Please - -
Voice: It's an easy category.
Casey: Please.
Voice: Movie Trivia.
Voice: I'll give you a warm-up question.
Casey: Don't do this, I can't.
Voice: Name the killer in Halloween?
Casey: No.
Voice: Come on, It's your favorite scary movie remember?
Voice: He had a white mask and he stalked babysitters.
Casey: I don't know.
Voice: Come on, Yes you do.
Casey: No, please.
Voice: What's his name?
Casey: I can't think.
Voice: Steve's counting on you.
Casey: Michael....Michael Myers.
Voice: Yes! Very good.
Voice: Now for the real question.
Casey: NOOOOOO!
Voice: But, you're doing so well.
Voice: We can't just stop now.
Casey: Please, Stop! Leave us alone.
Voice: Then answer the question.
Voice: Same category.
Casey: Oh, please stop.
Voice: Name the killer in Friday the 13th?
Casey: Jason! Jason! Jason!
Voice: I'm sorry that's the wrong answer.
Casey: No it's not! No it's not! It's Jason!
Voice: Afraid not, NO WAY!
Casey: Listen it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 god DAMM times!
Voice: Then you should know that the original killer was Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhes. Jason didn't show up till the sequel.
Voice: I'm afraid that was the wrong answer.
Casey: You tricked me.
Voice: Lucky for you there is a bonus round.
Voice: But, poor Steve, I am afraid he's out!
Voice: ha,ha,ha,ha,ha Hey, we're not finished yet.
Voice: Final question, Are you ready?
Casey: Please, Please, Leave me alone!
Voice: Answer the question and I will!
Voice: What door am I at?
Casey: What?
Voice: There are two main doors to your house.
Voice: The front door and the patio door. If your answer correctly you live
Voice: Very Simple.
Casey: I can't do this, I can't, I won't.
Voice: Your call.
Casey: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
Outside the house
Mother: Did you water over here today?
Father: It was just that water from the rain.
Mother: They look great don't they?
Father: Don't they smell strong?
Mother: I told you could send it back.
Casey: Mom!
Father: Jesus!
Mother: What is it?
Father: CASEY!
Mother: Oh Go--?
Mother: Casey! Casey! Casey!
Mother: Where is she?
Father: Call the police!
Mother: Casey
Father: Casey, are you upstairs?
Mother: Oh my god, Casey, baby?
Father: Casey!
Mother: She's here.
Casey: Mom.
Mother: Where is she?
Mother: Oh my god! I can hear her.
Voice: Tree!
Father: Get in the car, drive down to the MacKenzie's.
Mother: No, No, not my daughter.
Father: Just go!
Mother: Not my daughter.
Father: Call the police!
Mother: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sidney's house
Billy: It's just me!
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: Sorry, don't hate me!
Billy: You sleep in that?
Sidney: Yes, I sleep in this.
Sidney: My dad is in the other room. You can't be here.
Billy: I'll just stay a sec.
Sid: No you gotta go! go! go! go!
Dad: What's going on in there?
Dad: Are you okay?
Sidney: Can you knock?
Dad: I heard screaming.
Sidney: No, you didn't.
Dad: No?
Dad: Oh, well. I am hitting the sack.
Dad: My flight leaves first thing in the morning. Now, the expo runs all weekend so I'll won't be back till Sunday.
Dad: There's cash on the table and I am staying- -
Sidney: At the Hilton.
Dad: Out at the airport.....So call - -
Sidney: if I need anything.
Dad: I could've sworn I heard screaming.
Sidney: Have a good trip okay?
Dad: Sleep tight, sweetie.
Billy: Oh, close call.
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom window.
Sidney: shhh..shhh...shhh.. now that it's out of your system.
Billy: I was home watching television.. The uh exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.
Sidney: It did?
Billy: Yeah, it was edited for TV all the good stuff was cut out.
Billy: And, it got me thinking of us.
Billy: How 2 years ago we started off hot and heavy.
Billy: Nice solid R rating on our way to a NC-17. And now...things have changed and....lately were just edited for television.
Sidney: Oh so you thought you would climb through my window and have a little raw footage?
Billy: No! I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule.
Billy: I just thought we could do a little on-top-of-the-clothes stuff.
Sidney: Okay.
Billy: Yeah?
Sidney: Yeah.
Sidney: Okay, okay, okay. Time is up stud muffin.
Billy: God, you see what you do to me!
Sidney: You know what my dad will do to you?
Billy: Yeah, I'm going.
Sidney: Okay.
Sidney: You know, I appreciate the romantic gesture.
Billy: Hey about the sex stuff, I'm not trying to rush you at all.
Billy: I was only half serious.
Sidney: Okay.
Sidney: Hey Billy.
Sidney: Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?
Billy: What's that?
Billy: My god your just a tease.
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